Tornadoe's Eye

Couldnt resist taking this picture cos the arrangement looked so naturally like a tornadoe's eye...im sure y'all know what caused the tornado...lol !!!!

Rummy Definitions!!

I was surfing and found some funny definations so i thot lemme put it on here....So y'all can lighten up n have a li'l bit of a laugh!!!! Here we go.....

AQUADEXTROUS (ak wa deks'trus) adj.
Possessing the ability to turn the bathtub tap on and off with your toes.
CARPERPETUATION (kar'pur pet u a shun) n.
The act, when vacuuming, of running over a string or a piece of lint at least a dozen times, reaching over and picking it up, examining it, then putting it back down to give the vacuum one more chance.
DISCONFECT (dis kon fect) v.
To sterilize the piece of confection (lolly) you dropped on the floor by blowing on it, assuming this will somehow 'remove' all the germs.
ELBONICS (el bon'iks) n
The actions of two people maneuvering for one armrest in a movie theater
FRUST (frust) n
The small line of debris that refuses to be swept onto the dust pan and keeps backing a person across the room until he finally decides to give up and sweep it under the rug.
LACTOMANGULATION (lak' to man gyu lay' shun) n
Manhandling the "open here" spout on a milk container so badly that one has to resort to the 'illegal' side.
PEPPIER (peph ee ay') n.
The waiter at a fancy restaurant whose sole purpose seems to be walking around asking diners if they want fresh ground pepper.
PHONESIA (fo nee' zhuh) n
The affliction of dialing a phone number and forgetting whom you were calling just as they answer.
PUPKUS (pup'kus) n
The moist residue left on a window after a dog presses its nose to it.
TELECRASTINATION (tel e kras tin ay' shun) n.
The act of always letting the phone ring at least twice before you pick it up, even when you're only six inches away.
VEGETARIAN
an Indian word meaning lousy hunter!!!!!

Life's good again!!!!

Yahoo!!!! Life's good again!!!!
I wanna jump!!!!
I wanna sing!!!!
I wanna dance!!!!!!!........

Penitence

Oh boy...Know it aint possible...that im mutterring like a fool, long-lost in a cocoon, half-hidden to the rest of the world, But...how I wish i could wipe out the last one and a half months of my life n redo it in a way thats more like me. Why am I such a damned lout...so recklessly selfish at times? Damnation. Gimme another chance....Wud you Life?